Favorite Tweets

Alright, so I was fairly busy this week and wasn't checking twitter too much, but even I realized it was a weak week for tweet's. Not even 50 posted anything funny, and he's usually on top of his game. 

So this week I am only featuring tweets by a few silly motherfu*kers that I love. Everyone else was ridin' D like they Katt Stacks; and I'm not about to post tweets where you be shoutin' out your boy or whatever. 

(To my readers - If you follow any funny rappers, post a comment and let me know. I'll start following them) 

The few favorite's of the week....

RealWizKhalifa Wiz Khalifa 

waken...baken...thanken whoever she learned that from

JoellOrtiz Joell Ortiz 

dont listen to these stiff ass, stick in the mud, so called ex hustlers yall. Its cool to SMILE and have a good fucking time. word

JoeBudden Joe Budden 

So last night.. I made some really weird noises while I was bustin.. & this morning she brought it up.. Shit was mad embarrassing, lol

JoellOrtiz Joell Ortiz 

Lost my Blackberry AGAIN... Sprint has to be thinking i'm kingpin of an insurance fraud operation by now. smh

JoeBudden Joe Budden 

Yo, if Dallas doesn't fire anybody after this effort then Jerry really aint tryin to win..

CORNIEST TWEET OF THE WEEK :

JayElectronica ℒℴѵℯJ∆¥ ÆLECT®ΩNIC∆ 

My daughter is so beautiful. She has the best Mother in the world. I love them.

(To quote Ed Lover... C'Mon Son! It's all good you got love for your family, but we ain't trying to hear that bullsh*t.)

BB King's Bound & Down

Obviously, after I hyped up Mood Muzik 4, it's only natural that I made attendance mandatory for the album release concert tomorrow at one of my favorite venue's, BB Kings.

Hopefully Budden will be in attendance. According to the New Jersey Journal, a warrant has been issued for his arrest after Budden failed to pay $13,000 in child support. A charge he was arrested for a prior time in 2009.

Hopefully my man will use his paycheck from Tuesday night's concert to cover the diapers. I am not trying to miss this concert over some, "baby mama drama". My dad didn't pay child support, and his ass never got locked up for it!

If you're not down with the get down, I suggest you hit up Ticketmaster ASAP for a ticket. They are only $20 and the funds will benefit a young New Jersey baby.

                                                   "Chuck, Chuckin' up the DEUCES"

PS - Joe Budden tweeted at me that he will be going on stage around 11... So don't show up early because there are no opening acts.

Top Tweets

Now it's no secret that twitter is everywhere. It seems like everybody is "tweeting" (or as I prefer to call it, "twitting") all the time. But it seems like rappers have taken it to another level. My timeline is constantly blown up with tweets from some of my favorite rappers; and while they are entertaining, I am starting to worry that they are focusing too much on twitter, and not enough on their music. 

Nonetheless, I love it. To be honest, the only reason I ever set up a twitter account in the first place was to follow Rappers..... and Shaq. But I am sorry to say I can't remember the last time I checked out what the big fella had to say, because the more rappers I follow on twitter, the more their thoughts flood out anyone else's. 

That being said, I am going to start a weekly post featuring what I think are the "Top Tweets of the Week" - Kind of like the Sports Center Top 10 of Twitter. Not exactly sure how I am going to go about my selection process just yet, but for now, here's a preview to grab some interest. 

TOP TWEETS:

JoellOrtiz Joell Ortiz

"Enough wit all the "he say, she say" shit... Unless "he say, she say" she on my dick"!!!!

therealstylesp styles p

Rap groups break up! Real n****s keep it loyal til death! Dont let these clowns sell u an gee'd up image! I'm in gorilla warfare mode!vol 1!

TheRealRoyce59 RoyceDaFive9

You can cook bacon in the oven if your creative.. You have to be positive about it.. I'm tweeting all positive shit today..

RealTalibKweli Talib Kweli Greene

No weapon formed against me shall prosper. You cannot leave me behind when I'm always 3 steps ahead.

RealWizKhalifa Wiz Khalifa

been time travelin wit no service but we in pullman washington tonite. roll up like pants legs in tha 90's

JoellOrtiz Joell Ortiz

I just wanna punch tour dj frequency in the face. No beef-no drama, no real reason. I just wanna snuff him.

JoeBudden Joe Budden

If in your relationship u find that u & your significant other agree on EVERYTHING ???!!! .. it means only 1 of u is doing the thinking.

50cent 50cent 

Somebody said weed makes them rap better that's a lie just say no to drugs. 50cent